I was in a "bitch" in Brazil...

One day I was doing a presentation in my class. It should be a presentation about something thriller. I decided to talk about a day that I almost died drowning in a beach in Brazil. I started the presentation saying:

J - One day I was in a "bitch" in Brazil with my friends...

My teacher just looked at me, but he didn't say anything, so I kept speaking. Many "bitches" later, I finished the presentation. Then, my teacher came to talk to me in private:

T - May you say beach again please?

Then, I totally confident said:

J - "Bitch".

T - You are saying "bitch" instead of "beach".

I looked at him, started laughing and said Ooops! He discreetly laughed, and explained what was my mistake.

What a blooper!

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